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When I break something that isn’t mine:

sodamnrelatable:

 

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remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

(Source: devotionii, via heyfunniest)

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When you check for the calories,

sodamnrelatable:

” OMG, oh well!” 

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